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2004-01-23 - 9:58 a.m. I have funny stories from last night... So Jen and I went to our regular Thursday bar (Sporties) and we got hammered. I had 3 Buds, a jager bomb, and 4 Leinenkugel Amber light's. Wow. There was this girl at the bar who was completely trashed and totally hitting on Doug, the bartender. She was cute but weighed well over 200lbs. She kept saying (total valley girl style) "oh my god! Doug I love you! Oh my god, can I get a hug? oh my god! can I get a picture with you?" So Jen and I were totally making fun of her, and I kept saying "oh my god! Can I get another beer? Oh my god!" It was hillarious. Then I had to pee, so I went in the bathroom and that girl was on the floor completely bare assed about to pass out. Good lord. All I could see was her ass hanging out of the gap on the bottom of the stall. Her friend kept telling her how she couldn't pass out here, and if she needed to puke. That was my cue to exit. So I told Doug "oh my god! the girl is butt ass naked passed out on the floor! Oh my god! can I use the guys bathroom?" Guys bathrooms are nasty by the way. So we leave and I take Jen home, which I def should not have done, but oh well. I get home and drunk email my professors and apologize for not being there the first few days of class. Oops. I really don't remember exactly what I said, but I hope I made sense. :)
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