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2003-10-21 - 11:27 p.m. Pats, you and I could use these quotes right about now... What do you call a handcuffed man?Trustworthy. Why are men like commercials? You can't believe a word they say How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer. How is a man like the weather? Nothing can be done to change either one of them. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married. Why do men have a hole in their penis? So oxygen can get to their brains. Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?So men can remember them. Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God replies: "So she would love you." Ever notice how many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender? MENstruation MENopause MENtal breakdown `GUY'necology `HIM'morrhoids
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